🔨 What is a rage room, exactly?

A controlled environment where you smash things to feel better. We provide the space, the gear, and the smashables. You bring your stress and maybe your ex’s picture or favorite toaster.

📆 Do I need to book in advance?

Yes. We’re not a walk-in tantrum zone. Reserve your session to make sure we’re stocked with breakables and emotional bandwidth.

👖 What should I wear?

Closed-toe shoes, long sleeves, and clothing you’re not emotionally attached to. Long hair pulled back.We’ll suit you up with safety gear, but we’re not responsible for fashion trauma.

🎁 Can I bring my own stuff to smash?

Yes—but nothing hazardous, illegal, or wet. Exes’ belongings welcome. Haunted objects... case by case. 

🛡️ Is it safe?

Yes, assuming you follow instructions. You’ll be geared up, guided, and supervised. No rage-based lawsuits, please.

🎂 Can I bring a group?

Absolutely. Divorce parties, birthday meltdowns, team-building chaos—we love it all.
Call us for group packages and special rates.

♻️ What happens to the smashed stuff?

Most of it gets recycled or responsibly trashed. A lot comes from The Junk Box, our junk removal sister biz. One person’s clutter is another’s therapy.

🔞 Is there an age limit?

Yep. Ages 10-17 must have a parent guardian with you. No baby rage allowed (legally).